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Holy crap, mass UFO sightings predicted for 2012…and beyond!

Posted in Skepdude by Skepdude on March 12, 2009

What is this fascination with the year 2012? Why is it that all kind of weirdos are latching on to it for dear life? Some say the world is supposed to end on 12/2012. Some say that mass UFO sightings over majorly visible areas will occur in 2011-2012 and beyond.

There is converging objective predictive evidence, expert opinion, exopolitical policy analysis, and extraterrestrial contactee communications supporting a hypothesis that large scale “wild card” event(s), involving mass extraterrestrial (UFO) sightings or landings over major urban or other visible centers on the planet for peaceful purposes may occur during the period leading up to 2011-12 or beyond.

Holy shit, somebody call Will Smith! Oh wait a minute, they’re saying “for peaceful purposes”. Well then somebody call Tom Cruise, he knows a thing or two about Xenu, or is Xenu supposed to be violent? I don’t know it all sounds like crap to me. Converging, Objective, Predictive Evidence. Now that is impressive evidence. I’m getting a little confused about the whole predictive portion of it though, I did not know evidence can be predictive. I guess we can make inferences based on the evidence available, but I must admit it’s the first time I hear the term. Oh and the objective portion doesn’t seem to apply either. I’ll give them the converging I guess,  great (and not so great) minds think alike.

Mass UFO sightings folks, over major urban areas. They’re not talking about a light here and a light there, they’re talking Independence Day like sightings. Tell you what I’ll believe it when I see it, but I won’t hold my breath. My own sources of converging, objective, predictive evidence tell me that this is a load of bullshit. And who are these experts whose opinion is converging so unanimously one might ask? I don’t know, let’s read through the rest of this article to see if we get a clue.

In future studies, John Petersen author of ‘Out of The Blue – How to Anticipate Big Future Surprises’ defines “wild card” events as “Low Probability, High Impact events that, were they to occur, would severely impact the human condition.  A low probability event does not mean, however, that the event cannot be identified and predicted within the parameters of scientific research or expert-based opinion”.

Well I guess, Mr. Peterson here is one such expert. Aparently he’s an expert on the future, after all he conducts “future studies”. Now what the hell is a “future study” and just how do you go about conducting a study about the future? I don’t know, I guess we’d have to read this book of his to figure it out, but I personally got better things to do with my money. Furthermore, for 5 bucks I can get a tarod card reading down the block and I’m sure I’ll get information that is just as accurate, that is to say not that accurate at all.

Exopolitics as the science of relations between human civilization and other intelligent civilizations in the Universe, draws on a number of data sources in arriving at conclusions or operating hypotheses about “wild card” events like mass extraterrestrial (UFO) sightings or landings over human urban centers.   Assuming it is not a “false flag” event created by a human military intelligence power, an authentic worldwide extraterrestrial (UFO) mass sighting or landing, when and if it would occur, would severely impact the human condition.   Extraterrestrial civilizations are stakeholders in the arena of our solar system and the galaxies, and the creation of such a “wild card” mass event is within their power.

Exopolitics huh? Sounds soo exotic don’t it? The problem is that the word exopolitics is not coming up at Answers.com. Instead what I am getting is a certain Exopolitics Institute. Well I guess they’re not mainstream yet. Either that or some sort of conspiracy is keeping them in the shadows. Nevertheless, what does the EI do?

Exopolitics Institute (ExoInst) is a UFO research organization that was founded by Dr. Michael E. Salla in April 7, 2005 and is headquartered in Kealakekua, Hawaii. The Exopolitics Institute supports study into the key actors, institutions, and political processes concerning extraterrestrial life. It comprises leading exopolitics researchers, educators, and activists from around the world, such as Alfred Webre, James Gilliland, and Dr. Carol Rosin.

Wow, pretty advanced stuff no? They study, no they support study into the “key actors, institutions, and political processes concerning extraterrestrial life.” So let me get this straight, we don’t even know that there is extraterrestrial life, we don’t know how advanced it would be even if it existed, we know nothing about their culture and traditions, yet we are studying their political processes? Am I the only one who thinks there’s something wrong with this picture? This is like studying the political system of Atlantis, in other words a useless, ridiculous adventure in fantasy! But maybe they “study” how our political system would react to UFO contact, but even then, this amounts to nothing more than a guessing game. Who the hell knows how humans will react under such circumstances, especially since you don’t know what the circumstances will be!

Exopolitics, like other sciences, can draws upon diverse data sources in reaching conclusions about “wild card” events.   Exopolitical data sources can include reports from extraterrestrial contactees with ethical extraterrestrial civilizations; policy analysis of relations between leading human military space powers (such as the United States) and ethical extraterrestrial civilizations now visiting earth; “web.bot” analysis using compilations of internet spiders; and even reports of reverse speech analysis of major announcements by significant human leaders, such as U.S. president Barack Obama.   Each of these involves “identifying and predicting an event within the parameters of scientific research or expert-based opinion”.

Well for starters they need to start drawing on the power of Microsoft Word’s check spelling engine (can draws??? What is this 2nd grade?). But no no, they draw on reports from “extraterrestrial contactees with ethical extraterrestrial civilizations”. God damn it, not only they know there is alien life, not only they know it is advanced enough to come to Earth, but they also know they are ethical. Aren’t we lucky not to have contacted an unethical alien society? I guess humans are alone in that respect! Aren’t these aliens starting to sound like the all-loving paternalistic God of the holy book, if he had lived up to his hype that is?

In this sense, the exopolitical study of a “wild card” extraterrestrial (UFO) mass landing is functionally similar to a futurist’s study of the UFO mass landing “wild card” event.  The only difference is that mainstream futurists do not yet include a “UFO mass landing” in their menu of significant “wild card” events because mainstream futurology paradigm excludes the existence the extraterrestrial presence, most probably because of the effect of the 1953 CIA Robertson panel, which excluded extraterrestrial affairs from public discourse under penalty of professional ridicule.

In other words our nonsense is even more nonsensical than yours. Ha ha, shove it futurists! You suck!

I can’t continue no more, the stupid is giving me a headache. Mass alien landings, exopolitics, future studies, reverse speech identification, aaaahhhh, I’m done! Go read the rest of this monstrosity on your own, you lazy bums. My head burns….IT BURNS!

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  1. Chris said, on April 29, 2009 at 9:08 AM

    “There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all argument, and which cannot fail to keep man in everlasting ignorance. That principle is condemnation before investigation.”

    ~Edmund Spencer

    I think you’re confusing astrological predictions with trend predictions. Trend prediction is used all the time, by the mainstream media and marketing companies. That’s measured by looking at events, then tracking those events over a period of time, and determining either escalation over a period of time, or reduction over a period of time.

    In the case of UFO sightings, we have gone from one or two witnesses to MASS witnesses in a VERY short period of time, giving us an increasing curve to measure. Look up the Phoenix Lights, thousands of people saw the same craft in 1997, describing a craft a mile across that was totally silent. There have been a number of mass UFO sightings in the UK, all within the same period of time, all describing similar craft.

    Thanks to the proliferation of cheap cameras – such as cellphone cameras – people are now able to instantly capture images of UFOs, and we are starting to see that people are seeing the same craft on the opposite sides of the planet. We don’t need to rely on eyewitness accounts any more. The UK and French governments have opened their UFO files, with the revelation that while they get a majority of reports that can be easily explained, there is a common percentage of sightings that have been confirmed as real, but have no explanation. It is ONLY the US military that fervently denies even the existence of these craft; and even then, if you want to look up Project Sign and Project Grudge, you’ll see that there once was a consensus in the US military that UFOs were not only here, but were extraterrestrial in origin. It was only at that point the USAF created Project Grudge to actively debunk UFO’s – this is all a matter of public, historical record.

    These craft are definitely here – what we have to determine is whether or not they ARE extraterrestrial in origin, or classified technology being deployed by our own government.

    Take a look at the trends in propulsion; the most advanced plane is still the SR-71 Blackbird, produced in the 50′s, first flown in the 60′s. There is no substantial difference between an SR-71 and the latest jet fighters in terms of onboard systems. You’re telling me that since that time, we haven’t had a SINGLE innovation in avionics or propulsion, with the BILLIONS that have gone into military research, compared to the massive advancement we’ve seen in almost every other field of technology?

    Compare the computers in the 50′s to what we have today – even the computer system in an average digital watch leaves them standing; let alone something like an mp3 player.

    • Matt said, on March 17, 2012 at 9:03 AM

      The SR-71 was retired ages ago wasn’t it? To make way for a more advanced craft apparently the TR-3B so I believe, or something along those lines and it makes sense billions have been poured into black projects so its not exactly surprising to hear of something that is superior to the SR-71. But I completely agree with you I think its disgusting how we have had the Jet engine and Chemical Rocket Engine to get us into space for decades now, we can do better than that and we probably have. The problem lies with the oil and gas industry worth trillions and the people that control this industry wont want to give it up easily. Hence why we have had the rubbish cheap polluting combustion engine and jet engines which all use fuel made from fossil fuels. But hopefully this will all change soon!

  2. dj hollywood perth aus said, on July 8, 2009 at 11:36 AM

    GALACTIC FEDERATION OF LIGHT WILL INTERVENE EARTH, AND ANNOUNCE TO HUMANITY THE GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN COVERING UP THE TRUTH ABOUT EXTRA TERRESTRIAL LIFE, AND OTHER THINGS, SUCH AS HELPING HUMANITY ESCAPE WHAT WE ARE TODAY PRISONED BY THE MONTARY SYSTEM AND THE GOVERNMENT, AND ALL THE FALSE PROPHETS PPL HAVE BEEN BRAIN WASHED SINCE DORN OF TIME… THIS WILL BE A NEW ERA IN HUMANITY… 2012 IS THE DATE, SET BY THE HIGHER DIMENSIONS GIVING GFL PERMISSION TO INTERVENE. CREATING PEACE LOVE AND HARMONY ONCE AND FOR ALL. AND TO ABANDON THE ALL GOV, AND SET IT AS ONE WORLD, AND ONE RACE, AND TO ALL BE FULL CONSCIOUS BEINGS AND EXCEL TO THE 5TH DIMENSIONS.

    MASS LANDING OF MOTHER SHIPS FROM THE GALACTIC FEDERATION OF LIGHT, 88 STAR SYSTEMS, WILL COME DOWN AND SHOW THEMSELF, IN HISTORY AND THEY TECHNOLOGY, AS WELL TO TELL HUMANITY WHERE WERE FROM, WERE WE REALLY ORGINATED FROM, AND THE TRUTH WILL BE SET FREE AND WE WILL ALL KNOW WHAT HAS HAPPEN TO US ALL THIS TIME, AND WHAT THE GOV HAS BEEN DOING TO US…

    I CANT WAIT FOR GFL, THEY ARE SAVIOUS, WITH OUT OUR ADVANCED CIVILIZED HUMANS, WE WOULDNT BE HERE…

    GFL COME IN PEACE. 2012 THEY WILL PUT AN END OF THIS ENSLAVEMENT, THAT HAS BEEN IMPOSED BY US UNKNOWINGLY. AND TO CLEANSE EARTH FROM ALL THE CRAP WE HAVE DONE TO IT… POLUTIONS ECT…

    I CANT WAIT TO MEET OUR FUTURE BROTHERS AND SISTERS… THE TIME HAS COME AND NOW ITS TIME FOR REUNION ONCE N FOR ALL…. HISTORY IN THE MAKING IS COMING PPL… 2012

    PS I GOT MAD RESPECT FOR ALEX COLLIER, THE MAN THAT RECEIVES MESSAGES BY THE ANDROMEDAN, PITY WHAT PPL HAS DONE TO HIM, RIDCULED HIM AND THROWN NOTHING BUT CRAP… THE PPL THAT ARE SOOO ARROGANT AND SELF CENTRED AND THINK WE ARE THE ONLY ONES ON THIS PLANET, WILL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, THE GOV HAS DONE A GOOD JOB KEEPING THE SECRET AWAY FROM YOU… YOU WILL BE SHOCKED WHAT IS YET TO COME…

    • Skepdude said, on July 8, 2009 at 12:51 PM

      OMG WHERE DO I SIGN UP???? Grow up dude!

    • walker said, on May 17, 2011 at 5:17 PM

      Sorry but all those who believed in saving the earth by GFL(including me),will be disappointed by what Nibara of the Pleiadian High Council said on Internet about “The Intervention Plan”.What bothered me is the tone of this “person” as it is the key to the Universe.Here is what she said: “I am Nibara of the Pleiadian High Council and I bring you words of love.
      Today we will speak of why you are not going to have Contact with us at this time. The Federation of Planets has decided to wait for First Contact. They will continue to reveal their presence by letting their ships be seen in your skies, but that is all. They do not want to have mass panic or confrontations with your military personnel. It is not yet time for us to meet you face to face.
      This is a final warning to the governments of the world. If you do not reveal the Truth we will do it for you. I say this not as a threat but as Truth and when the people get used to the fact of our presence, and then First Contact will happen.
      I am Nibara of the Pleiadian High Council and I love you and send you blessings.
      ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

      I come with news of great importance. Around your planet are hundreds of ships from many worlds. They come to watch your Earth’s Ascension. They also come to make themselves known to you at a time of great global distress. They come as saviors for your environmental woes; however, they do not offer solutions to your one great need. You are divinely contracted to remain on Earth and be part of the Earth’s Ascension Process. This has significant meaning dear ones.

      You must remain on earth if you wish to experience Ascension. You must not go aboard any ship that promises to take you away to safety or a better world. We of the Pleiadian Counsel wish you to know that you will be approached by some who look like angelic beings. They will glow with heavenly light and be beautiful to see but they are not angelic in their desires to lure you away from earth. Their goal is to take as many souls as possible off world so they cannot Ascend. They have their own agenda and it does not include what is best for you or Mother Earth.”…So if I understood well,we are not going to have Contact with THEM at this time!!!After years in which it seek to be convinced that They exist, they are our brothers and sisters, and that they will save us, NADA,NOTHINK,NICHTS,RIEN,INGENTING,HICBIR SEY,WALANG ANUMAN,NIETS,KHONG,NIKS,NIENTE,NIMIC,EZER,ETC.Why we are divinely contracted suddenly, to remain on Earth and be part of the Earth’s Ascension Process and why for 3-4 years ago this, we should be prepared(according to Niddle) for been rescued to be aware and moved in the Hollow Earth and there to be greeted by agarthans and so on and such fucking lies for babies.Anyway Nibara(who ever you are),when you make such an announcement, learn to know how to express yourself and how to combine lies (which you used frequently) with the “truth”.Shit!!!!!

  3. Pedro said, on July 15, 2009 at 10:17 AM

    AH AH AH!
    Nothing is going to happen in 2012 that didn’t already happen in 1999..

    except that many will notice that the “aliens” are late… ah! the date was wrong! will be 2021…then 2024, 2036, 2112, 2121, bla bla bla…

  4. THE TRUTH said, on March 4, 2010 at 8:40 AM

    DISINFORMATION AGENTS GO TO HELL.

    GALACTIC FEDERATION OF LIGHT A REAL…

    THE PERSON THAT CREATED THIS SITE IS FUCKING MORON AND SHOULD BURN IN HELL

  5. UFONUT said, on March 4, 2010 at 8:44 AM

    The amount of sightings now, and the no sign of hostility and amount of evidence, and steven greer work, and channeling thats out there, there is something gonna happen and thats the mass landings.

    This guy that created this website can eat DOG SHIT

  6. AREA51 said, on March 4, 2010 at 8:46 AM

    GO AND FUCK YA SELF SKEP DUDE, I BET DEEP INSIDE YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE IT BUT IS IN DENIAL, AND ACTUALLY CANT COPE OF THE TRUTH

    GO FUCK YA SELF FROM AREA 51 BASE

  7. FUCKNWO said, on March 4, 2010 at 8:49 AM

    can i say this, from mars… SKEP DUDE IS A FUCKING JOKE AHAHAHHAHAHA FAGGET

  8. FUCKNWO said, on March 4, 2010 at 8:50 AM

    FUCK YOU AND THE SKEPTICS YOU SHOULD ALL GO AND BE LIT ON FIRE YOU ARE WASTE OF TIME AND SPACE ON EARTH

  9. John said, on March 4, 2010 at 10:26 AM

    HAHA, well this site will look like joke and the guy who created it will look like a more of a joke if the landings do happen LOL.

  10. Skepdude said, on March 4, 2010 at 3:55 PM

    TheTruth, UFONUT, AREA51, FUCKNWO, John:

    You’re excited that “V” is coming back on ABC aren’t you, oh little crazy ones?

  11. John said, on April 4, 2010 at 2:09 PM

    skepdude must be virgin to have such a attention seeking webpage up, goes his way to put all this up so he can get attention. maybe you get no sex from your women lol… id chop her with my 10inch in front of you. fagget

    • Skepdude said, on April 4, 2010 at 8:27 PM

      Well, how can I possibly counter that genius argument?

  12. SkepDude_sucks said, on June 8, 2010 at 1:21 AM

    Spiral in Australia. !

    You will be the first person to be laughed at in you face skepdude and rest of the skeptics after, when Disclosure happens this year.

    You should take down this page its crock of shit. Wake up its not 1950 weather balloon days, its 2010. ASS HOLE !

    • Skepdude said, on June 8, 2010 at 3:53 PM

      Forget about Discloure, it’s Redaction you should worried about.

  13. Paul Carter said, on June 12, 2010 at 8:15 AM

    I think the appalling grammar, poor language skills and unwillingness to entertain simple, logical ideas expressed by many of the respondents here demonstrate all we need to know about the adherents of the 2012 nonsense.

  14. Heretic said, on July 8, 2010 at 3:52 AM

    I’m not saying I dissagree with you, but if you use answers.com as bonified proof of fact, you’re an idiot.

  15. Atlantis Alien said, on November 5, 2010 at 6:06 AM

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  16. Lee said, on November 9, 2010 at 11:14 PM

    First of all, I think the average citizen on this planet has no idea what 2012 will hold. It may be nothing more than a scare tactic or a source for the rumors to spread. Why are there so many of us getting ourselves caught up in the 2012 rumormill? Is it because our attention is being dirverted from what’s really to come? Something we have no idea of? My own belief of what I have personally seen in the night sky is probably insignificant compaired to what is really at hand here, if anything. I think of this as an attention deversion. Could it be there are people on this planet from all walks of life experiancing the same phenomenon for different reasons? The possibility of life existing on a planet other than earth is probably more than likely but what is the real reason behind the 2012 date? Is it REALLY because the Myan callendar stops here? I have thought about this from time to time but could only come up with more questions than answers and have realized only that there is in fact a real possibility of the year 2012 passing without any signifficant change.

  17. walker sorele said, on March 28, 2011 at 1:04 PM

    “I can’t continue no more, the stupid is giving me a headache. Mass alien landings, exopolitics, future studies, reverse speech identification, aaaahhhh, I’m done! Go read the rest of this monstrosity on your own, you lazy bums. My head burns….IT BURNS!”
    —————————————————————————————————————————
    OK.there is a very effective solution for people like you! Why should you bother with such “Science Fictions”?? Immediately opens the TV, look at some fun TV shows(where you can hear people laughing in the background), comercials, then “load your batteries” with some “fresh” news on CNN.That way you´re sure your brain is washed and cleaned 6-8 times a day and at least you’re slaughtered by your government, you choose with confidence from four in four years!

  18. walker sorele said, on March 28, 2011 at 1:31 PM

    shepdude,when disregard any opinion, for no good reason, that’s means you feel vulnerable and you’re a kind of dictator, tyran.You ask everyoane here to be academic but you self,are you??? I doubt it! Your expression is very simple,disappointing and offensive.This way you will never be taken seriously!

  19. MeanDean said, on August 23, 2011 at 3:01 AM

    Considering the massive sightings in New York, China, Jerusalem, Moscow, and Madrid since this article was written… I say, in yo face son!!! The enormous craft that hovered above an airport in china last July (witnessed by thousands, with footage aired on major news networks worldwide) seems exactly like what skepdude was mocking. Awesome

  20. asdfqwertz said, on January 10, 2012 at 3:17 PM

    if aliens appear i choose to go with them, away from our liying politicians and the stupid human herd of goyims.


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