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You’re wrong!

Posted in Skepdude by Skepdude on July 30, 2009

  • If you think homeopathy has been shown to work, you’re wrong
  • If you think acupuncture has been shown to work, you’re wrong
  • If you think there are valid logical reasons for believing in God, you’re wrong
  • If you think Feng Shui works, you’re wrong
  • If you think vaccines cause autism, you’re wrong
  • If you think alternative medicine works, you’re wrong
  • If you think the Bible and Quran are the word of God, you’re wrong
  • If you think Intelligent Design is a valid alternative to Evolution, you’re wrong
  • If you think psychics are anything but self deluded, you’re wrong
  • If you think there is life after death, you’re wrong
  • If you think Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster and other cryptozoological creatures exist, you’re wrong
  • If you think God talks to you, you’re mentally sick and you’re wrong
  • If you think exotic fruit juices will reverse the aging process, you’re wrong
  • If you think alien craft has visited the Earth and has been witnessed by thousand of people, you’re wrong
  • If you think Andrew Wakefield is a hero, you’re a moron and you’re wrong
  • If you think anecdotal evidence is good enough to establish truth, you’re wrong
  • If you think apostasy deserves death or scorn, you’re a stupid bigot and you’re wrong
  • If you think religious apparitions are anything but fakes and hallucinations, you’re wrong
  • If you think aromatherapy has curative powers, you’re wrong
  • If you think astrology works, you’re wrong
  • If you think atheism leads to immorality, you’re wrong
  • If you think there is enough convincing evidence about the existence of Atlantis, you’re wrong
  • If you think black magic and voodoo work, you’re wrong
  • If you think you can increase your penis size by 3 inches by taking a pill, you’re wrong
  • If you think Evolution by another name is Darwinism, you’re an idiot and you’re wrong
  • If you think chiropractice works as advertised, you’re wrong
  • If you think the Chubacabra exists, you’re wrong
  • If you think a perpetual motion machine, that produces more energy that it takes in has been invented, you’re wrong
  • If you think Global Warming is not real, you’re wrong
  • If you think everything is a conspiracy, you’re wrong
  • If you think transubstantiation is real, you’re wrong
  • If you think crystal and magnets have been shown to have healing properties, you’re wrong
  • If you think water has magical healing powers, you’re wrong
  • If you think demonic possession is real, you’re an idiot and you’re wrong
  • If you think the detox fad cures work, you’re wrong
  • If you think prayers can heal, you’re wrong
  • If you think human coexisted with the dinosaurs, you’re wrong
  • If you think the fossil record is fake, you’re wrong
  • If you think Jesus walked on water, you’re wrong
  • If you think dowsing works, you’re wrong
  • If you think the world will end in 2012, see you on 01/01/2013; you’re wrong.
  • If you think energy healing is real, you’re deluded and you’re wrong
  • If you think the Eucharist is anything but a piece of pastry, you’re wrong
  • If you think memory is reliable, you’re wrong
  • If you think the Earth is flat, you don’t belong to the human species and you’re also wrong
  • If you think there is more evidence in favor of your God‘s existence, than for the Flying Spaghetti Monster, you’re wrong
  • If you think freedom of speech must be limited so as not to offend religions, you’re wrong
  • If you think ghosts exist and have been witnessed by countless witnesses, you’re wrong
  • If you think there is such thing as a holistic healer, you’re wrong
  • If you think the immune system can be “boosted”, you’re wrong
  • If you think you’re infallible, you’re wrong
  • If you think you’re so smart that you don’t need to study logical fallacies and the rules of logic, you’re wrong
  • If you think there is such thing as luck, you’re wrong
  • If you think magic is real and not trickery, you’re wrong
  • If you think people can bend metal with the power of their mind, you’re gullible and you’re wrong
  • If you think magnetic water treatment works, you’re double wrong
  • If you think your God is real and the other person’s God is myth, you’re a hypocrite and you’re wrong
  • If you think Near Death Experiences are anything but an artifact of the brain, you’re wrong
  • If you believe in the New Age crap nonsensery, you’re wrong
  • If you think natural automatically means healthy and better, you’re naive and you’re wrong
  • If you think that Mary in the water stain is anything but pareidolia, you’re wrong
  • If you think the placebo effect is myth, you’re wrong
  • If you think poltergeists are real, you’re wrong
  • If you think psychokinesis is real, you’re wrong
  • If you think there is a thing called Qi and that it can be manipulated to our advantage, you’re childishly wrong
  • If you think there is such thing as quantum healing, you’re wrong
  • If you think Satan is responsible for the evil in the world, think again while looking in the mirror, you’re wrong
  • If you think separation of church and state is bad, you’re wrong
  • If you think  tarot cards can tell your future, you’re miserably wrong
  • If you think urine therapy works, you’re wrong
  • If you think witches exist, you’r wrong
  • If  I thought that it is impossible for me to have made an incorrect statement in the above list, I’d be wrong

That about wraps it up. Let me know in the comments if I left something out.

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  1. Katie said, on February 27, 2009 at 6:38 PM

    Great blog and hope to have some time soon to come back and read more!

  2. brian said, on February 28, 2009 at 5:31 AM

    Nice list, thanks for wrapping up!

  3. Sam Chadwick said, on February 28, 2009 at 6:50 PM

    this is a bunch of shit dickwad

  4. Skepdude said, on February 28, 2009 at 8:19 PM

    Well dear Sam I was trying to be a little nicer than that but yeah you’re right it is a bunch of shit dickwad.

  5. Ellie said, on July 30, 2009 at 10:47 AM

    Mostly right, just a few things I’d argue, but for the most part they’re pedantic language definitions, so I won’t :)

  6. red rabbit said, on July 30, 2009 at 10:58 AM

    I’ll argue! (who else?)

    Ask any doc (especially any ED doc) and they will tell you that water IS a magical cure-all. Especially salty water. They use it to treat just about everything.

    (Saline drip)

    Just being silly here! Nice list. I always wonder about people who “don’t trust” modern medicine (ie, me) and yet believe everything they read on the net.

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  9. 08armada said, on February 16, 2010 at 1:19 PM

    You made my day! Thank you! …well quite depressing, actually. We do live with an amazing amount of woo around us!

    • Skepdude said, on February 16, 2010 at 1:36 PM

      Ahmmmm….sorry???

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