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My New Product: All Natural Pb®

Posted in Denialism by Skepdude on August 31, 2008

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Sciblings, I know you all are going to run out and buy my new nutritional supplement, Pb®. Pb® is all natural. Pb® is pure. Pb® is elemental. Pb® is balanced. Pb® affects one’s optimal health. Pb® is readily absorbed by the blood stream and accumulates in the body, competing with unnatural toxins that cause illness. Pb® is highly bio-available. And Hoofnagle-brand Pb® is positively charged at our all-natural bioplant facilities, meaning that it repels negative ions.

Pb® can be used by children as well as adults. There are no side effects of supplement products as they are made with all natural and pure substances.

Pb® is based on an ancient remedy, widely used by doctors and by holistic healers all over the world for thousands of years. But doctors were threatened by the efficacy of Pb®, and so they convinced federal government regulators to ban it. Through an exclusive deal where we reclaim the raw ingredient of Pb® from plastic toys manufactured in China, where Pb® is in wide use. We now can bring you a potent, legal version of Pb® for only $29.99 plus $5.95 shipping and handling. We guarantee Pb® with a 125% money-back guarantee, and if you buy now, we’ll include a bottle of all-natural As33®!

Always try to eat a balanced diet along with Pb®, avoid harmful substances and exercise on a regular basis to promote your muscle and bone health. Discover the wisdom of Pb®! You can pay by paypal and get same day shipping!

Pb® contains no dairy, whey, soy, nuts, wheat, gluten, artificial colors or flavors.

These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA.

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