Forget Nessie, Israel’s got a mermaid!
According to numerous eyewitnesses, the mythical sea creature looks like a cross between a little girl and a dolphin, and only comes out at sunset. “People are telling us they are sure they have seen the mermaid and they are all independent of each other,” said Natti Zilberman, a local council spokesman.
They’re independent of each other. Well that settles it! A creature out of a Hollywood cartoon must therefore really exist!
Whatever the truth of the tale, it has done wonders for the tourist economy.
Oh ABC when will you learn the abc’s or critical thinking? “Whatever the truth“? Here’s the trugh in simple terms: People are stupid! Period!
Local officials are now offering a cash prize of $1 million for the first tourist to take a photograph of the mermaid.
Heh, local officials are slick. They are guaranteed the price will never be collected and the extra tourist money won’t hurt either. I make a prediction: Just like the JREF’s Million Dollar Challenge, this million dollar challenge will also go uncollected for a long, long, long…..long time!