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God in the News – August 06, 2008

Posted in Stuff God Hates by Skepdude on August 6, 2008

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Today I was once again googling My Name, as I am wont to do, when I saw this preposterous story:

Senator Suing God Urges Judge to Proceed

What an utterly ridiculous, absolutely frivolous lawsuit. To think, this trifling mortal actually thinks he can sue Me – The Almighty Lord and Ruler of the Entire Universe – for My hard-earned Tithings!

It is blasphemous, idiotic, and completely without logic of any kind.

How can man sue God? You might as well try and sue the wind. For I tell you now, there is no justice without My Say-So! I AM JUSTICE!

And yet this insolent heretic somehow thinks he has the right to accuse Me. ME! The One who gave him his wife and children and a good home. He actually has the nerve to accuse Me of having caused “widespread death upon millions” of humans.

Well….of course I have! What does he expect?! It is My Sacred Duty to mete out death and destruction upon humanity.

Fucking hell! If I didn’t do it, it would never get done!

He also accuses Me of making “terroristic threats” against him and his children. WELL OF COURSE I HAVE! He’s suing Me! That’s what you’re supposed to do when someone sues you.

Well, if this doofus of a senator (who looks homeless) somehow thinks I’m showing up to any of these hearings in a physical form, he’s got another thing coming. Namely, a hefty smiting.

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